BUTTS
hydroxynitrossium:

forallthederping:

jakeyjoo:

devoutofcharity:

liberathelight:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

bubblybloodsailor:

cancerousgeneticist:

turntiergodhead:

babychibi:

TIMEY WIMEY POWERS

what does the gorillaz get me?

(( give that shirt to me. ))
DARKNESS.….THAT’S BORING.

hollister
I HAVE THE POWER TO BECOME AN OVERPRICED PERFUME

deli worker gonna fuckin fry yo ass

once again i am the hero of life

hero of breath fuck yeah

omfg sobs i am sollux

 WHY THE HELL AM I ALWAYS WEARING A SOLID COLOR? Last time it was purple. Now I have bright awesome cranberry powers.

THE PUNISHER

I AM THE BATMAN
I AM JUSTICE

hydroxynitrossium:

forallthederping:

jakeyjoo:

devoutofcharity:

liberathelight:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

bubblybloodsailor:

cancerousgeneticist:

turntiergodhead:

babychibi:

TIMEY WIMEY POWERS

what does the gorillaz get me?

(( give that shirt to me. ))

DARKNESS.
….
THAT’S BORING.

hollister

I HAVE THE POWER TO BECOME AN OVERPRICED PERFUME

deli worker gonna fuckin fry yo ass

once again i am the hero of life

hero of breath fuck yeah

omfg sobs i am sollux

 WHY THE HELL AM I ALWAYS WEARING A SOLID COLOR? Last time it was purple. Now I have bright awesome cranberry powers.

THE PUNISHER

I AM THE BATMAN

I AM JUSTICE

  1. abitoverrated reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala
  2. unrepentantmaleotaku reblogged this from miggysbox and added:
    A white button down and a blue blazer. I’M MOTHERFUCKING DAPPER
  3. ohhmeegeeitsbriii reblogged this from oh-you-fancy-aye
  4. oh-you-fancy-aye reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
    What if your not wearing a shirt..
  5. testymaker reblogged this from cattomboy and added:
    mickey mouse is on my shirt. what the fuck does that mean? I CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A MOUSE?
  6. neverbendover reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
    I can now be grey ???-_- lame
  7. tobiornottobithatisthequestion reblogged this from roses-and-secret-lives and added:
    SHERLOCK HOLMES AW YEAH (and also Watson) Deduce all the things.
  8. impalamemories reblogged this from ahhhliz and added:
    I’m naked… so what power is that?
  9. cattomboy reblogged this from news14 and added:
    I can control Houses!
  10. godisnotonanyflatbread reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
    Athlete? I have athletic powers?
  11. androgamourous reblogged this from yourothermom
  12. roses-and-secret-lives reblogged this from techopath123
  13. yourothermom reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
    THERES N OWL ON MY SHIRT NO MORE SLEEPING c: just tumblr. i already did that anyway idk turn my head all the way around...
  14. your-forever-is-all-that-i-need reblogged this from ah-bite-my-tongue and added:
    Omg, I’m wearing a Relay For Life shirt, so I have the power to cure cancer, go me.
  15. fuckyourprettyface21 reblogged this from so-what-im-different and added:
    i can now fall in reverse. GUYS I CAN STAND UP NOW.
  16. musiciansduetbetter reblogged this from timelordsandtea and added:
    PLAID GIRL TO THE RESCUUUUUEEEE
  17. keeping-secrets-forever reblogged this from pseudonym-x
  18. d-seth-b reblogged this from get-the-damn-salt and added:
    I have…Hello Kitties Power? mom bought me this.
  19. thiscrazzzythingcalledlife reblogged this from savannahblasi and added:
    HELL TO THE YEAH, ADVENTURE TIME BITCHES!!! That’s what’s up. I have Finn and Jake’s powers *uber happydance* Oh, and...
  20. pseudonym-x reblogged this from twofloorsdown and added:
    I have the powers of LMFAO. :|
  21. pumpkinlovespuddin reblogged this from yellow-eyes-started-this and added:
    I AM HARLEY QUINN! YOU ALL GO THE FUCK HOME! I WIN!
  22. ahhhliz reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala
  23. allons----y reblogged this from kikifairy and added:
    I AM _ _ _ _ LOCKED I am Sherlock motherfucking Holmes! Get back bitches I’m here to deduce shit!!
  24. yellow-eyes-started-this reblogged this from geargie and added:
    SO BASICALLY I’VE GOT A SMILEY FACE AND THE MOTTO “GET YOUR SMILE ON” WHICH MEANS THAT I’M BASICALLY A PIMP WHORE HIRED...
  25. geargie reblogged this from courtnog and added:
    ….I’m not wearing a shirt….
  26. therealdrakemerwin reblogged this from the-girl-from-gallifrey and added:
    hearts… I HAVE LOVE POWERS
  27. jacensmomisamilf reblogged this from so-what-im-different
  28. of-angels-phasers-and-scarfs reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
    I have the power of Destiel. I win. Everyone else leave.
  29. the-girl-from-gallifrey reblogged this from i-got-that-refrence and added:
    I’m a Wild Thing :D
  30. i-got-that-refrence reblogged this from pleased-to-meet-you-squire and added:
    OMYGOSH GUYS IM WEARING MY AVENGERS SHIRT! YES! I HAVE ALL THE AWSOME POWERS! im so happy this showed up on my dashboard...
  31. asking-ally reblogged this from invisibletothevisible and added:
    mine says Hurricanes on it…. i guess i have the power to control storms! WEEEE! *flies off into the distance*
  32. joshissexyandfree reblogged this from ah-bite-my-tongue and added:
    My school jumper awesome.
  33. brandibananas reblogged this from thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo and added:
    I’m wearing my freaking Captain America shirt!!!!! Suck it
  34. so-what-im-different reblogged this from twofloorsdown
  35. alltimedani reblogged this from twofloorsdown and added:
    um well it’s orange and has a lot of cats on it…yeah bedtime shit i would never wear this out in public so um cat power!
  36. twofloorsdown reblogged this from ah-bite-my-tongue and added:
    nipples I guess since I have no shirt on
  37. daretodreamdaretolive reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
    drummond and smith power!!! red and blue all the way ;)
  38. invisibletothevisible reblogged this from ah-bite-my-tongue
  39. spicy-pirate reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
    Hello Kitty Power!
  40. avidmidnightpsycho reblogged this from pleased-to-meet-you-squire and added:
    I’m a skeleton fighter-pilot okay then
  41. ah-bite-my-tongue reblogged this from thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo and added:
    I CAN ESCAPE THE FATE!! IF THERE IS ANY FATE SURE AS HELL I CAN ESCAPE IT!
  42. news14 reblogged this from pleased-to-meet-you-squire and added:
    I HAVE CLOCKS SPROUTING OUT OF MY HEAD
  43. thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo reblogged this from underthespokes and added:
    I have a band t-shirt that has a rampaging gorilla on it… Do I turn like that when I get angry or just whenever?
  44. actualcannibalshialebutt reblogged this from semper-absurda and added:
    My cookies will bring people to the dark side… I’m ok with this
  45. semper-absurda reblogged this from yourcheekbonesarekicking