The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
“Yeah, let’s put all the gay people in camps!” the pastor said.
Someone hasn’t thought this through…
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Camp. Lazlo.
that is all.
no that cant be all i demand more
camp lazlo: the aftershow + behind the scens
which horny geologist named this mineral
i’m imagining some nerdy geologist had a bet with his girlfriend. She was pissed at him so she was like well you’re not getting laid until you discover a new rock.
So he discovered a new rock.
The girl that makes you genuinely smile. The girl that you can cry in front of cause you absolutely know she wont think any less of you.The girl you show to your parents and secretly whisper: “mom dad be nice cause I swear shes the one”. The girl thats the prettiest in your eyes despite the lack of make up or perfect outfits. The girl who’s hands seem to be the softest thing you’ve EVER touched. Who’s lips are the sweetest thing you’ve ever taste. The girl who’s voice you look forward to hear everynight, everyday. The girl who’s sexiest curves in your eyes is her smile. The girl who CAN BE your sun-shine through your gloomiest hours. The girl who can rock your emotions back and forth like a hurricane. The girl who you can tell your entire life’s story to and have no worry that she would ever think any differently of you. The girl who you show off to all your friends and say: “look but don’t touch, cause she’s mine.” The girl you prove to that there is no competition.
When you say Only One, that girl really is your only one.
sometimes i sit down and laugh to myself because there are actually people in the world who identify as fictional characters
